When Muppets Ruled

I remember hearing these songs during childhood. Nostalgia. Those were the days. The essence of innocence still pure and untarnished, when "Shut up!" was the rudest (EVER) thing to say to a person. That purity is lost. Long gone, swept by the winds made by the hands of time. I miss the 90s and I'll be bold enough to say that the children of that decade were the last generation that actually mattered and made sense. Children nowadays.... well, let's not go there.
P.S: Dear future children, please don't put me to shame or else I'll have no option but to put you up for adoption. I'm sure your father would understand.